FIVE RAVENCLAW HEADCANONS
1. Their common room is always clean and quiet, a perfect study environment. All the Hogwarts commons and dorms are set up more or less the same way; big common room in a central location with a smaller “quiet study” room off to the side. In Ravenclaw, the smaller room…
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
A Day To Remember
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